Joke: About the fence between God and the Devil

By Mickey Fellows in “Why is God Laughing?” by Deepak Chopra God and the Devil were arguing about the fence that separated Heaven and Hell.  “Your side’s falling down,” said God.  “Just look at it.” “So what?”  said the Devil. “We’re both responsible for keeping our side.  Mine is perfect.” The Devil shrugged indifferently.  “So [...]

What if Eve had a gay friend in paradise?

Meet the “Sassy Gay Friend”

Wanted: Lunatic

Can be taken in two ways. 1. job opening 2. a pursuance of a lunatic that is to be annihilated or kept within inescapable confines We can add a 3rd way, and that is a joke. Example: “Lunatic” by J. H. Hill I like hunting fossils, a hobby that isn’t exactly my wife’s favorite. On [...]

For The Record: Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes

author is The Sarcasmist found on this blog by the Sarcasm Society Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes of All Time Written by The Sarcasmist on March 29, 2010   10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” –Ashleigh Brilliant 9. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” –Stephen [...]

Joke: “It’s God!”

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo,   (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.     ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’ ‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, [...]

Girls Misbehaving

I’m recalling some things now…  Friends who do strange things so that their lover/s won’t “misbehave.”  This usually means they are compromising about something, allowing each other a non-shared or shared activity. Then there are single friends who want to “misbehave,”  the rationale being very simple.  They’re single!     Or expressing?  What is the [...]

Boys Overacting

These are from one of my favorite comedy shows, Banana Split.      The next video is from the same comedy show, which reminds me…  of the fantasies of some of my male buddies.   

Joke: “It’s Magic!”

A sharp college student was being interviewed at an average technical company.  The student was getting bored with the trivialness of the questions. After 20 minutes, the recruiter, looking down at the checklist, asked, “So, can you tell me what is polymorphism?” “No problem,” the top student replied. “That’s just the ability to define multiple classes [...]

Dear Leonardo Dipiggio,

[Leonardo Dipiggio is the most recent youtube I watched about a charming pig.] Dear Leonardo Dipiggio, I don’t really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside your office and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner. I’m sure [...]

Monk Slap Joke

Two Zen monks were walking down the road. First monk says: “These pine trees are magnificent.” The second monk slaps him across the face. First monk: “Why did you do that?” “I’m a Zen monk so I can get away with all kinds of weird stuff like that.”