For The Record: Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes

author is The Sarcasmist found on this blog by the Sarcasm Society Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes of All Time Written by The Sarcasmist on March 29, 2010   10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” –Ashleigh Brilliant 9. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” –Stephen [...]

Monk Slap Joke

Two Zen monks were walking down the road. First monk says: “These pine trees are magnificent.” The second monk slaps him across the face. First monk: “Why did you do that?” “I’m a Zen monk so I can get away with all kinds of weird stuff like that.”